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Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019
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by cloogagly222 October 14, 2019
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spam

1. a type of fucking CANNED "meat" product that is so bad you wouldnt wish its consumption onto even the worst of your enemies
2. repeatedly texting/calling someone, aka the most annoying shit aNyOnE can do
person a: ugh zach spammed me for like three hours last night
person b: he did that to me too
person a: asshole
by phantasies October 30, 2019
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spam a ginger

Spam a ginger day is on the 8th of every month your ginger friend gets spammed selfies of you on Snapchat Instagram or Facebook
E.g “oh look it’s the 8th of January looks like I’m going to have to spam my ginger friend Markus”

John: hey Markus guess what day it is

Markus: I dunno

John: spam a ginger day

Markus : ohhh nooo
by Anonymous 4221 December 8, 2019
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Spam

(Same Pussy Ass Move )
Carl loves to spam his brother because he doesn’t know any other move .
by Idk2019 December 14, 2019
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Spam Ima!

The action of nuking an internet platform using only picture files.
My friend Mathias did some Spam Ima! on Instagram.
by Ishukone February 13, 2020
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solamyn

This is the kid who never gets off his ps4. He jerks off all the time because he is a virgin but he used to be nuts at fortnite.
wanna 1v1 me in fortnite?”
Nah Bro your a solamyn”
by GrEeN29x March 5, 2020
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