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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
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Sneaky dicky

In middle of the sex when the penis enters the butt hole instead of the vagina.
Nooki : Hey Ola, why are you walking funny ?
Ola : aah, last night, my new dude, did a sneaky dicky on me.
Nooki : Ouch !
by rupiv April 1, 2023
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Sneaky Lamborghini

A sex position, Just likely other. Just goes super fast.

0 to 60 in 5.3 seconds
The other night I got with a chicken and pulled a Sneaky Lamborghini and wad done in 5.3 seconds
by Bedfoe January 2, 2025
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sneaky icecube

The Sneaky Icecube is a technique women use to get out of sexual activities when they're not in the mood. They insert an icecube in their vagina before sex, so when a man enters her, they feel the cold and go limp.
Typical Chad: Yo did you hook up with Brittney again last night?
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.
by UltimateWeenie June 16, 2018
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Sneaky Snue

Some one who is very difficult, often known to be deceiving. You can never really know what they're up to. Often a true Laleyshka
White guy: did you see Becky today?
White guy2: no she's being a real sneaky snue today
by DavidWebster January 26, 2015
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Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.
Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice
by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018
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