Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.

The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.

by kevins5728 January 23, 2019

Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 05, 2022

royal round tables

Another way to say balls

Man 1: bro, Amanda was kick boxing with me and she hit me in the royal round tables!

Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks

by Merlin504 October 16, 2023

Royal We

A sex move where someone wears a crown while providing a "golden shower."

"Would you like to experience the royal we?" He snickered as he adorned his crown and unleashed his bladder.

by Booberoni November 25, 2020

Royal We

A sex move where someone wears a crown while providing a "golden shower."

"Would you like to experience the royal we?" He snickered as he adorned his crown and unleashed his bladder.

by Booberoni November 25, 2020

Royal We

A sex move where someone wears a crown while providing a "golden shower."

"Would you like to experience the royal we?" He snickered as he adorned his crown and unleashed his bladder.

by Booberoni November 25, 2020