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explosive rounds

A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.
"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.
by butthole re-generator September 27, 2018
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Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.
Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary
by psuedominiom May 5, 2020
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Orillia Roundabout

Meaning 1: Dating within a small friend group or family, and ending up with the first person you dated again.

Meaning 2: how badly the road construction in Orillia obstructs the traffic.
example 1: Joe Dirt dated all four of the Reed sisters starting with Frankie. After he went through 'em all he got back together with Frankie! He made the full Orillia roundabout!

example 2: How do you like the new Orillia roundabout at the end of the street there? Sure has cut the traffic down, everyone seems to be avoiding it.
by Ktt86 May 14, 2022
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Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut
Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?
by 2F2Furious November 8, 2022
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Forrest Gump roundhouse

When you are an attractive teenager and you go up to the autistic kid in class and let him eat out your pussy and he bites it thinking its a chew toy and you get whatever infectious disease he has in his saliva.
I can not believe im gonna die because that kid gave me a Forrest Gump roundhouse.
by I love mcu February 22, 2019
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Pulling a Roundtree

When someone borrows as something from you and comes back to get repaid for what they borrowed.
I loaned Bob $20 bucks and the next week he was pulling a roundtree ( borrowing then saying it was them that gave it to you) and tried so say I owed him.
by Capone1978 December 27, 2019
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