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Sergi Roberto

One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023
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julia roberts

yes...she has a big mouth...but who cares because she is a very talented actress and deserves respect for all of the wonderful movies that she has been in...and those people that don't like her because she is rich are just jealous of her
Julia roberts is my favorite actress.
by Boojam October 28, 2005
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Roberto

When you first meet Roberto you might think he is insane. When you get to know him more he is actually really caring. He is really funny. He is very social and he can never stop taking. He gets in trouble a lot. Mostly because he talks or he talks back. Roberto will keep their secrets between him and you. He will keep his mouth shut. He acts very very gay but he isn’t don’t worry. He never try’s at school and fails all of his classes. Trust me he is one of the funniest and trusting guys you will ever met.
Ay yo Roberto!

Oml your so stupid, but funny at the same time!
You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!
by Keenwa April 19, 2019
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rubber knife

Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.
"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"
by Jeremy Maddox January 9, 2008
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Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,
Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
by Megaflea February 27, 2011
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Robert

- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
Goddammit Robert
by Hematochezia August 17, 2017
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Robert

A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.
Wow, Robert really helped me with that question!
by PiperComanche November 6, 2017
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