One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.
Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.
Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.
Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.
Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.
Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape
Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone
Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone
Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
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When you first meet Roberto you might think he is insane. When you get to know him more he is actually really caring. He is really funny. He is very social and he can never stop taking. He gets in trouble a lot. Mostly because he talks or he talks back. Roberto will keep their secrets between him and you. He will keep his mouth shut. He acts very very gay but he isn’t don’t worry. He never try’s at school and fails all of his classes. Trust me he is one of the funniest and trusting guys you will ever met.
Ay yo Roberto!
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You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!
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You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!
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