Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.
A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.
The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.
The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
Get the Squid Roastmug. by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
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Get the Roastmug. When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
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Get the roasted subwaymug. ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."
ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019
Get the The Roastmug. the act of rigorous female masturbation
by pin-up October 8, 2014
Get the roasting the troutmug. 1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.
2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.
3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.
2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.
3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
by murderous moth May 2, 2022
Get the Roastingmug.