riched

to have jizzed in your pants, typically instantly.

That girl just stretched and I riched everywhere!

by dumhawd June 22, 2011

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rich white con

a white guy who’s a douche who shows off his parents money

that dude is such a rich white con

by sadderyeeyee April 18, 2019

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lizard rich

The lifestyle of people who are trustafarian desert dwellers who live off the grid in RV's, Airstreams, or the like

Today in Joshua Tree, I met some people living lizard rich.

by snagglejew April 8, 2025

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Rich

Something I and most people won’t get

Me:I wanna be rich
Teacher:To bad dickhead stay poor
Me:Drugs could work........

by Thefuckamidoingwithmylife August 18, 2020

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Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.

It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

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