pubini

An excessively hairy pubic area on a woman.

That pubini was so thick, I thought she still had her panties on.

by Johnny Socko May 17, 2007

pukins

A word used to describe the vomit that comes out after drinking alcoholic beverages.

Tony - "Eric, your pukins got all over me."
Eric - "Sorry man, shit happens."

by Tony Marco January 12, 2008

put in my textice

using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job

Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?

Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.

by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Patin'

the act of expressing negative, harsh, racist or sexist feelings, reactions or comments toward a situation or comment made by another person.

A person "Pating" is called a "Pater."

John - Damn, she's sexy as hell!
Pater - She's ugly as fuck, she belongs on Girls in Yoga Pants. You can see her cottage cheese thighs! She's nasty.
John - Why you Patin'?

John - Look at that ass!
Pater - Did you see her earrings?
John - Why you Patin'?

by patey_poo January 7, 2012

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

patine

It's when an idiot is trying to spell "patience".

I don't have any patine for those people.

by likeapossum August 22, 2014