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Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007
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Puppy Factory

A group of co-workers milling about and chatting, often said by a passerby left out of the idle conversation.

Warning of impending bust by management.
"Quite a puppy factory going on in your office."

"Alright, time to shut down the puppy factory. We better get back to our facade of working, the boss is on to us."
by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009
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Puppystiltskins

A name for a CUTE puppy/doggy. Ugly dogs are not included.
Come here puppystiltskins! You're so cute!

The puppy can be replaced with your puppies name.

ex: Donaldstiltskins.
by Justin A Ramirez September 2, 2009
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Puppy poking

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.
by Macknoel November 20, 2009
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Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010
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Puppyism

To follow around, or "suck someones cock" all day.
Dude Jake was following Diana around all day at school. Yeah I heard Jake loves her and is making her feel bad to back out with her. Dude thats puppyism.
by Your Mothers Pseudonym June 20, 2010
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puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez
by apple on a stick September 29, 2010
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