pull out contest

When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.

"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"

by crazynancy May 17, 2010

Never Pull Out

The phrase which embodies the philosophy that one, particularly males, should continue an action to fruition, disregarding the bad consequences. It has been derived from not "pulling out" during sexual intercourse, and is often said in response to to receiving information about one's acquaintance that is not good so as to justify it.

Tom: "..... And that was when I leaped from the plane's burning hull, to make my daring escape."
Tim: "Dude, never pull out."

by MisthollowGriffin June 3, 2014

Tractor Pull

The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.

Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.

Dude 2: That nasty man.

Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.

Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.

by Crazy Larry December 9, 2004

pull and pray

The act of taking your penis out of the girl's vagina just before you cum to avoid pregnancy.

I fucked Lisa last night but I didn't have a condom on me so I did a pull and pray!

by stealth17 October 12, 2006

Pulled an ian

when you are in a dark place and kiss extremely unnatractive girls with tongue.

"Hey guys I made out with that one chick from that place."

What the hell?! She's an ugly bitch. You pulled an ian.

by someguy92 May 14, 2009

Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.

Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.

by TNunnster June 15, 2011

pull up on

To meet up

Yo who can I pull up on this weekend? I'm bored af!

by LorelaiGilmore May 20, 2016