Post Modern Rock

A genre of music, really a supergenre, encompassing many other genres including indie rock, indiepop, twee, britpop, shoegazer, electronic, electro, glitchpop, some singer/songwriter, lo-fi, and older genres including punk, new wave and Madchester. Former terms were "Modern Rock" or "Alternative," but these became obsolete when their meaning was corroded circa 1992. They then became used to describe corporate nu-rock.

Record store clerk 1: "So, I listen to a lot of bands. Like, Flaming Lips, Death Cab for Cutie, Ballboy, Doves, My Bloody Valentine, Royksopp, Adult., Lali Puna, Denison Witmer, Daniel Johnston, The Ramones, The Clash, Talking Heads, New Order and Primal Scream, just to name a few. I feel like it's all one supergenre, but I don't know what you call it."

Record store clerk 2: "You'd call that Post Modern Rock."

by Dave Cusick April 30, 2006

Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008

Poshy

Mastubation performed in the ultra-safe manner of using a condom.

John was bored one day, so he decided to have a Poshy and put on a jonny & shake hands with the one-eyed milkman

by PabloPablo February 1, 2006

Post-Trump Stress Disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood

by NamedoneLetterE November 9, 2016

post modern

a term used most often in academia to describe an event, work of literature, style of art, or particular way of thinking in an extremely vague manner referring to a virtually unidentifiable era or quality that existed at some point after the "modern" period ended.

i wrote a paper called "Post Modern Perspecives on Female Genital Mutilation" so full of academic gobbely-gook that I believe I got an A just because neither myself nor the professor clearly understood what it was about.

by cicaita May 12, 2006

post-it

A brand of sticky notes that somehow became a verb

hmm.. i have to do that thing w/ the stuff.. better post it note it

by Redlen September 24, 2004

postcard punk

A poseur in british terms.
Some gay guy on a post card.

"Dude, im so punk rock because i have a studded leather jacket, and my mohawk just got dyed green."
" No, that makes you a postcard punk, punk isnt about leather jackets or a fucking hair style, its being yourself."

by Willybob n0kopants August 5, 2004