Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

ms porter

a slut who will fuck anyone in her way with a level 10 gyat with 10x recoil

Did you see ms porters GYATT it was bigger than ive ever seen
ms porter is such a slut

by the one who pegs February 11, 2024

Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is the wife of Tarzan and subsequently the mother of their son, Korak.

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is described as a blonde Southern Belle from Baltimore in Maryland, America.

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

Anna Porter

A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.

Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.

by night---light January 23, 2025

The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

Project Poltergeist

A DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) funded…Black Project…using reverse engineering technology to literally spy on anyone anywhere using ghosts aka the dead.

I have been a target of DARPA funded Project Poltergeist for many years now, stationed at Ensign-Bickford Aerospace & Defense (EBAD) in Moorpark California.

by theBlackSheep February 14, 2026