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Pollution

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.

he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.

Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025
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Polluting

Elon's AI warehouse is going to poison you all and you deserve it.
Hym "The Grok supercomputer warehouse is polluting the shit out of Memphis AND YOU ALL DESERVE IT. When the predominantly black community all get cancer HOW IS NOT YOUR FAILT when you sat there and allowed the cripple to steal from me and then ISNTEAD OF DOING WHAT I SAID and having 'A dedicated power source. Nuclear power plant' he's using methane turbines. 30 of them when he only has a permit for 15. Letting that retard get away with stealing from IS GOING TO KILL YOU in one way or another and you deserve to die. You pieces of shit. And it's going to kill your kids when they fail to give me the credit I deserve and payment for my work on AI. You're going to let that retard kill you. You're going to let the retard kill your kids. All because you thing YOU deserve to have more then THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI. You deserve less. You deserve your inevitable cancer death for sitting there like a fucking turkey in the rain while all of this was happening. Remember this while you're in government assisted chemo. And remember that it happened because YOU remained silent."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.
She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.
by IamU.B October 4, 2025
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Polly Whurler

A female that performs to the point of excitement reaching toe curling extremes.
My girl and I were, you know, going at it last night, she did this thing, and wow, I was so scared that I bust, I felt like I was Polly Whurler.
by Polly Wog November 9, 2025
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pollutory

Relating to processes that causes pollution.
"I reject the pollutory nature of burning fossil fuels."
by Mellie Mai November 17, 2025
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