my pineapple

The one that is most special to you. Your secret man. He is the one whom you wish to be with . You find him attractive in every way. Constantly, he is on your mind and you wonder if he is on yours. My pinaple is simply the your soulmate. He might not know it yet but you two will be together in the end making babies as the sun sets.

My Pineapple said hi to me today and my heart melted.

by Sarah999 March 18, 2015

Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.

"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."

by quasdn June 16, 2016

quiet pint

The act of going to a bar after work or an event where the goal is to only have a couple relaxing beers and then head home early.

Alternatively used for have a very low key, chill evening at the local watering hole.

"Adam, I want to grab a beer but I am not looking to go crazy tonight. How about a Quiet Pint at the Biergarten?"
"Sure Pat, sounds like a plan."

by patrickrl August 19, 2018

Cincinnati Pinch

When a grape, usually cultivated in the Southern Ohio area, has just the right amount of mush when pressurized by the thumb and index finger. Another way of saying state of the art grape.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2! did you try those grapes in Ohio last week?
Guy 2: yeah I was, got to my feel my first Cincinnati Pinch. It was outstanding

by Pharr February 24, 2019

3D Pinball Space Cadet

The most manly and epic game ever made

Person 1: Yo me and the boys are going out tonight, you wanna come?
Person 2: Can't, I'm busy playing 3D Pinball Space Cadet
Person 1: 3D Pinball Space Cadet? You must be super manly

by BakedSodaa March 2, 2019

Thiccums Pinajen

Teddy Cohen of Florida who will graduate from Lawrenceville '21. He is a big 'ole Thiccums Pinajen

Terry is a Thiccums Pinajen

by DrewWils20 April 11, 2019

Cole Pineda

Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.

OMG look do you see that, of course, you don't its Cole Pineda running.

by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019