Cell phone

A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...

"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does!
OR
"Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good."
-becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"

by Philippine mango August 7, 2005

phone

Used as a verb. Many people replace it with "call or calling".

I am going to phone the post office.

by Steven Morris August 25, 2003

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

phone whore

When a person, most commonly a teenage girl, talks very often on her phone and flirting in a ridiculous, corny way.

The girl named Katherine is considerred a major phone whore because she moaned and made orgasmic sounds for attention on the phone after talking for 2 hours to Miguel.

by Joaquin Prat September 14, 2006

phone voice

a person who answers the phone with a high voice and when they realize its their friend on the phone, they make their voice really deep, or even in class when they are called on, they cock their leg up like they are cool and make their voice really deepe.

sam W. has the worst phone voice of anybody i know

by totalltruestory September 23, 2006

Phone Bomb

When someone takes your phone and calls someone (usually someone with an awkward relationship to the owner of the phone) and throws/hands the phone back while it's ringing.

Dude Chaz phone bombed me last night and I got stuck talking to my ex girlfriend for two hours.

by sexylifejacket December 13, 2010

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

by Matt November 19, 2004