UGs pit

A place where rape,dick-ina-box, ICUMBLOOD,and fapping are answers to common problems. Never go here for comfort!

A common dissusion on UGs pit
user1: My dog ran away.
user2: Rape the dogs scent
user3: Fap to your mother
user4: go to church and in the middle of the service jump up and yell"ICUMBLOOD!"
user5: Give your girlfriend your Dick-ina-box!
User1: These answers are no good!
user6: *Sigh* never have ask the pit for help.

by badassasaurus January 8, 2009

ball pit

to ball pit someone: to contort somebodys balls until they are a pit

I ball pitted your dad last night!

by I barely know her! July 18, 2024

Pit Stop

This is when a female is in need of a tampon change. Said female enters the room on all fours while four men will then proceed to change the tampon similar to how a Formula 1 Pit Stop Team changes tires.

Girl: "Ah shit I need to change my tampon."

*4 boys sitting in a room with said girl* Boy: "Alright boys, time for a quick pit stop. Let's try and get this under 2 seconds this time yeah?"

by pitstopmaster March 23, 2019

Cream Pit

It's when you're in the Face Down Ass Up postion where you spread open your asshole. Then the top has to anally gape the asshole quickly like your digging pit. After sometime the hole is gaped you then have to cover it with a shallow grave of cum which would present a Cream Pit.

Damn I had my asshole cream pit last night with the guy I meant at the bar. He quickly gaped my asshole and then cover the gaping hole with cum.

by Ghxlu March 18, 2025

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020

Nip pit

Nipples that are close to your arm pits

“Bri you got nip pits”

by Nip-professor November 12, 2023

douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.

Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.

by kingfireant February 19, 2011