A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016

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[Rusty Pineapple]

After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.

The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.

"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"

by rusty pineapple February 4, 2009

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Slushy Pineapple

The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.

I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?

by D-rok 817 January 12, 2011

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Daffy Pineapple

When two individuals participate in a Daffy Pineapple, they insert a bendy straw into their anus'. one end goes in each of them and they participate in a game of tag where they release gas back and forth creating a vortex of fumes inside the straw. then they remove it from their anus' and in turn, suck both ends of the straws at the same time.

My friends Steve and Jerry had a hardcore Daffy Pineapple Fest last Friday.

by Wiener Dookie March 11, 2011

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Reverse pineapple

When your partner is in the plough pose, and do not face their feet, then you pineapple that ho/joe.

Joe totally reverse pineappled her and she felt it for days, then he forgot her name.

by ThatGuyJoe December 7, 2018

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Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

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