my cat

An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.

(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"

by woofwofbarkbark September 6, 2021

my day

My day posts are a type of blog post where the blogger takes pictures of everything he/she does that day and makes a very specific blog post about that day.

Here's the my day many of you had requested!

by FrozenGroup January 28, 2015

My ex

My ex is that one guy who I dated twice. Oh I still miss him, somehow. Even though now I have a girlfriend. But whatever, he can live his life with his new girlfriend.

My ex cheated on my best friend twice. Me and him dated twice, wonder who else is next.

by yagurlvivi(bi heh) April 15, 2020

Not my problem

When you open the fridge, grab something, close the fridge, and hear something fall.

"Not my problem!"

by Fucking, MEEEE May 3, 2017

my ninja

Under cover way of saying"my nigga"
Usually used in sensitive racial settings and accepted by most races and mutually understood.

Wut u do last nite my ninja

by bruNiCC July 19, 2016

My Obama

Replacement for my N***a

Was Good my obama

by Diva_Swagg January 13, 2009

MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019