kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".

I'll open a can o' whupass on you!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.

by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016

open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010

Open duf

Nice ass mother fucking bitch

Yo homie open duff

by Blaze4lifemothertruckers March 10, 2020