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Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.
“This couch is so comfy!!”
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
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Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
“Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”
by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020
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Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time
I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?
by MGJHM March 20, 2017
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Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
by Topagent March 30, 2022
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couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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