Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009

a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015

crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017

Order By Number

For programming geeks only - How a Chinese chef/computer programmer ends an SQL Select Query

Select * from menu
Where item like "General Tsao%"
ORDER BY NUMBER

by Easy E March 6, 2003

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

Number1Napper

A person who loves to Nap... and is the best at it ;)

*also loves to: Drink Goose, Eat Snacks, Look Cute... and Teach Saturday Classes at the Basketball Courts

- Where the hell is he... he's always LATE!

- U know he's probobly taking a nap as usual...

- HAhaha.. that damn "Number1Napper"

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007