Hot Julia

Giving your boss at Pita Pit a hand job because he let you play beer pong and smoke weed during your shift.

Damn! Had to give Kevin a hot julia last night - but we got to play strip Jenga in between to go orders. He makes a weird face when he cuuuuums.

by mattbot9000 October 17, 2013

Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015

hot rebecca

An amalgam of all super tall, super gorgeous, smartphone toting power women.

Damn Gal Gadot is such a hot rebecca

by squanchy2112 August 7, 2018

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

stupid hot

Generally describing a woman who is so breath-takingly beautiful and/or desirable that men are inspired to act in an outrageously stupid or foolish manner in order to gain her attention or interest.

"Buddy, I know she's stupid hot, but you could have gotten hurt trying a crazy stunt like that!"

by Bat55 October 7, 2021

Das Hot

The only good thing about youtube rewind 2018

"Das Hot"

by TherealOprahWinfrey September 9, 2019