One Shot Johnny

What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.
"Damn man, did you go all night?"

"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."
by neilruby1 December 07, 2016
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Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.
"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."
by coopertone December 12, 2019
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Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
by Cynical Man May 28, 2022
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johnny wilson hold

The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.
Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.
by Mount Willy December 11, 2016
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Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
by Whitknee1 February 20, 2010
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Claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 30, 2006
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Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.
So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!
by Porno Donkey March 02, 2010
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