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Ed

I’m going to take an Ed
by LolicopxD March 1, 2019
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michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment
by inDev_ April 4, 2021
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Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau November 5, 2012
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Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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Ed unsworth

When getting a blowy the girl gets ginger pubes in her braces and starts growing ginger babies in her mouth
Omg u got ed unsworthed
by Bong bong May 15, 2022
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sesame-ed

adjective

when one is made ill from consuming to sesame seeds and/or sesame seed products due to an allergic reaction to them.

allergy food allergy
I ate at a Thai restaurant the other day and felt really sick afterwards. I knew I had been sesame-ed.
by iamsocrates September 19, 2016
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Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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