Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

potato dyke

when you’re built like a potato & also a dyke

jordy is SUCH a potato dyke!!

by robloxlover69 June 25, 2022

It's all potato

a phrase that means "it's all good" or "It's all fine". Things are pretty good right now.

"How're things at home?"
"It's all potato."

by blahhhster June 18, 2017

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 02, 2015

potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 22, 2019

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 05, 2019

potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 09, 2017