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YOUR Taxes

Are NOT going to me in any way shape or form by me getting paid for AI.
Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
mugGet the YOUR Taxesmug.

sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.
Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.
by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022
mugGet the sloppy taxmug.

fanum tax rizzler

brainrot, something that will rot your brain so much, that skibidi fanum ohio rizzler fanum tax will go after you
1:i love skibidi fanum tax rizzler!
2: kys
by pleasestoprottingmybrain June 11, 2024
mugGet the fanum tax rizzlermug.

taxes

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*
by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020
mugGet the taxesmug.
using your awesome skibidi rizz on ice spices gyatt while getting your food taken by fanum and kai cenat!
"what the hell are you doing man?"
"im skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum!!"
by 𝜗𝜚 March 2, 2024
mugGet the skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanummug.

Theis Tax

“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”
“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021
mugGet the Theis Taxmug.

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
mugGet the tax havenmug.

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