Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023

Most panty pumpers love to have sex with girls who wear skin tight panties.
Panty Pumper: Boy, I'd like to pump her panties !
Panty Pumper: Boy, I'd like to pump her panties !
by Duckman16 October 13, 2014

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and ss long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see tour message.
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022

When you have characteristics that make woman want you. ie you speak another language, she's into beards etc
by Dokshok April 23, 2016

Girl's underwear or unmentionables.
Girls up through 9-years-old will start only having their one pant down with their Girl's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Panties still up, due to it'll take minutes for girls up through 9-years-old to take off their Girl's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Panties.
by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

by Camarity June 5, 2018
