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Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
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panty pumper

A guy who likes to grind his penis into a woman's ass while she is still wearing her panties.
Most panty pumpers love to have sex with girls who wear skin tight panties.

Panty Pumper: Boy, I'd like to pump her panties !
by Duckman16 October 13, 2014
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and ss long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see tour message.
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies.
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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Panty dropping skill

When you have characteristics that make woman want you. ie you speak another language, she's into beards etc
Speaking french to a woman makes her panties drop, increasing your panty dropping skill.
by Dokshok April 23, 2016
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Panties

Girls up through 9-years-old will start only having their one pant down with their Girl's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Panties still up, due to it'll take minutes for girls up through 9-years-old to take off their Girl's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Panties.
by FrroRdn June 7, 2024
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beach panties

A word super awesome cool ass people use for bathing suit bottoms
Damn Cameron I forgot my beach panties.
by Camarity June 5, 2018
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