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the new york sizzler 

when saliva is used as lube after drinking a lot of alcohol the alcohol in the saliva makes the vagina or what ever whole thats being used burn.
a guy takes a shot of everclear and then spits on his dick and rams it into a vagina causing a burning sensation for the girl in her vagina hence the new york sizzler
the new york sizzler by mrx3 January 27, 2010

Upstate New York 

-The northern part of New York north of Albany and in the Hudson River area. Just saying now, Buffalo, Syracuse and Rochester are not upstate. They are in Central-Western New York.

-NOT WESTCHESTER, AND DEFINITELY NOT LONG ISLAND!
And just to clear this up, not all Upstaters are good-for-nothing hicks. Sure, some are, but everywhere has hicks and wierdos. The only reason that a lot of upstaters don't have jobs is because all the jobs left in the 50's, making New York (the state, idiot out-of-staters) the poorest state per capita.

-Upstate is not a crime-ridden slum as several cities, like Port Jervis have displayed to us. People here have manners and common sense.

-A LOT prettier than the city, which is more crime infested and poorer (per capita).
OK, this damn thing keeps erasing my example and telling me to say Upstate New York, even though I DID so now i just said it.
Upstate New York by *ITALIAN* June 21, 2010

The king of New york 

Rip, Pop smoke
Bro biggie is the king

DISGUSTING, Pop Smoke is the God of NY, The King of New York, Jesus of rap, Empire state emperor,
The king of New york by Wii July 23, 2020

Western New York 

Heres my thoughts of buffalo
1.) women here suck(good luck getting a girlfriend if your hot)
2.) roads suck(to many potholes)
3.) high taxes all this state cares about is money.
4.)idiots on the road( either slow or fast drivers cant win with this one plus loud exhaust cars no need to have your car loud) what are you craving attention loser?
5.) rude people (people like to start fights here for no reason)
6.) nosy people
7.) people ignore you if your hot you feel like an outcast
8.) people are all about themselves but never ask you anything about you!
9.) overpopulated city all people know how to do here is fuck! Its disgusting!
10.) only thing good here is the food other than that i don’t recommend this sorry city
11.) rubberneckers people holding up traffic to see an accident which is pathetic no need to hold up traffic
12.) you feel like a ghost here while everybody is happy having love and families (kids/children) and your without if your hot.

I wish someone would go out with me but this city sucks! And thats why im alone these are my thoughts on this city.
Me: these are my thoughts on western new york i dont recommend this city to anyone if they want to move or visit it would be a big mistake for you people.
Western New York by Furry2011 June 10, 2022

central new york 

the both literal and figurative armpit of new york state.

the state of new york is shaped like an arm raised at a 90 degree angle from the body. central new york fits into the armpit.
Though some people consider Central New York to be the "heart" of the state, for many reasons, including the smell, it's more like the armpit.
central new york by redgiaraffe November 22, 2009

Mexico, New York 

Mexico, New York is a small town in upstate New York about an hour north of Syracuse. This is a nice little town with a historical background and a gorgeous high school. The people are friendly and nice and the town is the typical small town setting where "everybody knows everybody." It has it's own unique qualities such as it's part in the underground railroad. Mexico has many good aspects and would be a great place to live. It also has great places to hunt, fish, and camp.
Hey we should go to Mexico, New York and hang out