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nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.
Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
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nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.
two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN
by the poon assasain May 16, 2010
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nut-worthy

the act of something bein so good and amazing, that you jizz in your pants.
I went to taco bell and bought a lemonade frutista freeze and felt as if I jizz in my pants from it being so nut-worthy
by bellgirl63 February 27, 2011
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Nut Knocking

The act of a threesome with one dude on the bottom, a girl in the middle, and the other dude on top; double penetration when the two dudes sacks are clapping against each other.
Dude! That was an awesome round of nut knocking last night when we tag teamed that bitch!
by evilsana August 1, 2011
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nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011
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Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.
I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.
by professor bixby January 4, 2012
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nut and fug

by jocob mc nug May 12, 2014
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