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Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.
Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.
by Eric December 4, 2003
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number three

referring to a human female's menstrual session.
"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?
by SpiderMAH May 3, 2009
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number 10

1.Everyone wants to be number one, and number ten is the end of the scale. Not to be confused with "She's a 10!"

2.Something inferior or substandard.

3. Unacceptable
"I don't like Salley. She's number 10."

" That food was number 10."

"I don't want any of that, it's number 10."
by Keith Chaney September 19, 2006
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nubmarine

An idiot gamer who's been playing for quite some time, but still can't manage to get any better than when he first started.

I made this word up myself.
I AM a genious, I know.
That nubmarine just totalled any chance we had of victory.
by Bunifa Latifahhhh August 10, 2006
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Phone-Number Rhythm

The rhythm you use when you are telling someone your phone number (in person not in a text). Usually area code (pause) first three numbers (pause) and the the last four numbers.
Bob: Hey, what are your phone numbers?

Phil: Oh, It's 555 555 5555.

Bob: Okay, and you Ted?

Ted: Mine is 4444 44 444.

Bob: Dude, you got bad Phone-Number Rhythm!
by Supa Noob April 24, 2010
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Sleep Number

The act of forming an erection while you sleep.
Ex. I had a sleep number last night.
by Mr.Dixiepride1234 November 22, 2011
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carlos mencia definer number 24

Carlos Mencia definer number 24 is an asshole!
carlos mencia definer Number 24: "I'm an asshole who jacks off to Carlos Mencia."
by John Hyler January 15, 2008
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