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New Canaan

I lived in New Canaan for 4 years.
It really sucks because if you don't have money or you're really ugly you are pretty much worthless. Sports are like oxygen to these people- well only sports that bring home championship titles, the other ones are treated like shit. Everyone has pretty much grown up together and everyone knows everyone. If you're really unfortunate looking, you can buy your friendship with cars, clothes, booze, ect. And drugs are pretty big. Not as big as Ridgefield though. Nearly everyone drinks, many people smoke weed, and some people do coke or oxycontin or whatever. The police are all itching to search teenagers because they are just as bored. Mainly people either hate New Canaan or like it. I'm indifferent because the people are mostly very nice, just not to those that are unattractive, lower middle class, or shy. Overall its a great family oriented place. Once you're older though, there's absolutely nothing to do except drink yourself into oblivion.
New canaan is a nice place to live if you are attractive and wealthy.
by AnotherRandomPerson August 6, 2011
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new pussy

The best kinda pussy ever. When your old pussy gets boring and tiresome, new pussy takes its place to create new and awesome memories
See Donna trippin...i need some new pussy. Where’s Sandra’s phone number...?
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New Hampshire

Contrary to popular belief, New Hampshire is not even HALF Hicks and Hillbillies. New Hampshire is beautiful in the Fall, hot in the Summer, snowy in the Winter, and great in the Spring. My Home state, and rated one of the best places to live. Southern New Hampshire is just like any other other suburban/rural area, with small towns. Some beautiful neigborhoods, especially in Windham. 40 minutes to bustling Boston, the pride of living here. Great for escape vacations. Very peaceful in comparison to places like Southern California and the crime-ridden streets of Detroit. The Rebel State; many things are legal here that aren't in other states.
Jon: I live in New Hampshire!
Eric: Damn, you're so lucky!
Jon: I know! Just last night while riding my motorcycle without a helmet I bought fireworks from a convience store. They were cheap 'cause they had NO TAX. Oh, I also bought booze from that same store too, not a packie.
by GameBoy3008 September 26, 2005
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New York Islanders

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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New Orleans

New Orleans is a large port city located as closely as possible to the mouth of the Mississippi River, making it a necessary port to the U.S. and for delivering goods to America's heartland. Though largely decayed and impoverished, the city has a flavor unique from all other cities in the nation due to its rich, creole heritage. It is protected by a faulty U.S. Army Corps of Engineers levee system that has been criminally managed for decades (not very far from many other major American cities). It was misrepresented and brandished when the levees breached in 2005. The levees are not being built to standard, a very low standard, that is.
America's Rio. The city that care forgot and government abandoned. Laissez le mauvais temps roulez!! ReNew Orleans
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new year's eve

When millions of amatuers get over excited about thier first beer and believe, "how you spend new years is how you spend the rest of the year." Undoubtedly their high hopes come crashing down like a firey drama filled meteor where crying, puking and fighting are all commonplace.
"Man remind me never to go out on New Year's Eve again." - Random Dude at 2:00am
by JT18 December 31, 2008
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New York Boobs

Breasts that are found to be acceptable, or exceptional (especially when in New York, NY). First popularized by famous comedian, Dave Chappelle.
Hey Leah, You have some GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS!
by Buck Snyder December 21, 2006
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