Smoking a Muffin

A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.

My freind and I were in the backyard smoking a muffin.

by MuffinSmokers101 May 8, 2010

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

by Kuk March 30, 2008

jewberry muffin

When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.

Your such a jewberry muffin

by Dank Boi 69 September 4, 2016

purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick

Shut up John your such a purple muffin!

by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

muffin face

It is a reference to a female who is somewhat ditzy yet cute at the same with with round cheeks.

"Aw look at that little girl, she's such a muffin face!"

by Muffinsss January 24, 2012

chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 24, 2007

Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).

"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"

by Sakine June 24, 2009