mormon

Mormons are sweet people with big hearts. Their religion states that family is first. They have 3 heavens and no hell--only eternal darkness (almost impossible to got into). The 3rd heaven is the worst. The first heaven (from what I've been told) is the Celestial Heaven. In the Celestial Heaven, you become a god and you get to make your own planet. Seems pretty cool...if you have a lot of imagination. They are not a cult. They deserve to be treated as equals!

Boy: ask me anything about our religion
Girl: What's heaven like?
Boy: In the Celestial heaven, the best of our 3 heavens, you get to make your own planet.
Girl: Really?
Boÿ: Yea.
Girl: I wanna make a planet full of sweet animals.
Boy: Aww. That's cute.
Girl: I'm soo becoming a Mormon!
Boy: Welcome to the LDS faith
Girl: = Thanks! =

by starcrossed May 28, 2007

Super-Mormons

The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.

They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".

Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!

Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.

by crazybucketr June 5, 2009

you’re a stupid fucking moron

Raul

Raul, You’re a stupid fucking moron

by PappiGrandecock February 8, 2018

Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006

mormon missionary

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

by caseycox August 4, 2006

mormons

lets clarify some things 4 those who know nothing
1)mormons don't pracice polygthamy
2)church is true
3)we do not believe we will become gods
4)we are christians for we believe in christ
5)we pay tithing by choice we aren't forced
6) we don't have to pay are leaders
7)family decides on the number of kids nothing to do with the church
there is much more but i'll leave it at that for now

If people believe their church is so true then they shouldn't be so defensive with the mormons church

by boomer March 14, 2007

mormons

Well, mormons contrary to popular belief no longer pratice poligimy. I should know I am one we stoped praticing that back in the 1800's. And we don't all say "freeking heck" I know I don't. And we don't always listen to crappy music thats all goody and heartfilled cause I listen Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, System of a Down exc. So all you people that are bashing a religion that you have no idea about need to shut the F*** up. And try learing about it before you bash it, we dont bash other religions I could really care less what religion you are and if I knew then I wouldnt really care you can stick to what you believe.

Screw you, stop hating mormons you have no idea what were all about.

by Pissed off Mormon July 23, 2008