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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 2, 2020
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unfiltered moose

When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".
He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices
by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024
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Moose Noise

A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.
The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals
by gueh March 5, 2017
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Moose bomb

When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.
Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb
by Culatr January 16, 2018
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Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
by Shit knife December 17, 2018
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A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 7, 2015
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Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"
by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012
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