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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014
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Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking
Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh
by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020
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The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.
Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.
by mmaest24 October 11, 2022
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moose

Just a horse...
Wait, is that a moose? Yes, it's just a horse, same thing.
by FFY00 June 25, 2022
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Moose

A tag game that is played in st. John bosco
"You got Moose"
by itsln6 May 14, 2021
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moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag
moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise
by lil gergs February 12, 2024
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