A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.
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You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.
You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.
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A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007
Get the Mass Hysteria mug.A town in upstate new york with so many different areas. It mainly consists of Native Americans, chill chicks, preppy snots, and punk ass white kids from the "GHETTO". there are ghetto areas along with high class preps and then the middle people. Everyone has at least smoked pot or has done plenty other drugs in this town and yet it is a highly observed area by state police and border patrol... yet this place is never dry from alchy pot acid shrooms coke and so on... hmmm how slyyyy....
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a place where women know what they r doing and men are our lap dogs
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a place where women know what they r doing and men are our lap dogs
~ive smoked pot in the massena red raiders welding room... !
~ive drank rum and coke in the athletic directors office
at massena central high
~ive ran the mile and smoked a cig directly after in front of Massena high School while the teachers were waiting for the fat mess asses to finish their 3rd lap round the track!
~ive parked my car in front of the Massena Police station and clam baked my car!
~dude massena preppy chicks are fucking John Sullivans
~DUDE! MASSENA CHILL CHICKS ARE FUCKING ACE!
~ive drank rum and coke in the athletic directors office
at massena central high
~ive ran the mile and smoked a cig directly after in front of Massena high School while the teachers were waiting for the fat mess asses to finish their 3rd lap round the track!
~ive parked my car in front of the Massena Police station and clam baked my car!
~dude massena preppy chicks are fucking John Sullivans
~DUDE! MASSENA CHILL CHICKS ARE FUCKING ACE!
by slappy ace October 18, 2005
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by Corey Jew August March 25, 2010
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texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
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