MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

milf

mature individual i love forlife

robyn is a milf

by karengillian December 29, 2021

MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer

After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel

by wulf95 March 8, 2023

Milf

1. Muslim I like to fuck- Usually a tall Islamic hunk who is packing a big junk.

I want to do the dance with no pants with that milf

by Wealthy Penis February 27, 2022

maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.

Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!

by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016