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MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.
At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
mugGet the Milf express lanemug.

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.
Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.
by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022
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milf

by karengillian December 29, 2021
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MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer
After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel
by wulf95 March 8, 2023
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Milf

1. Muslim I like to fuck- Usually a tall Islamic hunk who is packing a big junk.
by Wealthy Penis February 27, 2022
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maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.
Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!
by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016
mugGet the maria milfmug.

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