Skip to main content

Durham Middle School

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
mugGet the Durham Middle Schoolmug.

Middle School Angstlord

Any middle schooler who is always angsty and hateful about the world and everything.
Middle school angstlords are honestly the most pathetic people out there. They literally think that everything gets hard once they enter Middle School? Wait until they grow up and get a job in the real world. That's when they'll eventually look back on Middle School and think that it was a much more innocent time.
by CelticEagle February 22, 2019
mugGet the Middle School Angstlordmug.

Couch middle school

A school with hella ugly girls. Hella fake ass friends. U will only find a few real friends at this school. The teacher annoyin asf. A bunch of fake bangers
โ€œHe bsfโ€ U walk away โ€œI hate that bitchโ€
๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ Go home hello Mather what fo dinner crab legs really couch middle school
by Ixhatexyall January 20, 2020
mugGet the Couch middle schoolmug.

shahala middle school

a hell hole filled with crack heads and ghetto girls. everyone posts โ€œdhmu, only the real ones know ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ on their snap and try to be cute. people juul in the bathrooms and skip classes. honestly Iโ€™d rather yeet myself off a bridge than spend another year there.
josh- โ€œomg you went to shahala?โ€
Becky- โ€œyeah i hated it... hydroflacks and hot Cheetos flying everywhereโ€
shahala middle school is a hell hole.
mugGet the shahala middle schoolmug.

Burns Middle School

The most shitty school. Looks like a jail. The teachers there donโ€™t know how to teach. And especially mrs.rios and more.
by ..11 November 5, 2019
mugGet the Burns Middle Schoolmug.

Middle School Slut

Any girl from grades 6-9 that straightens their hair till it dies, wears all white slip-on vans, and the plain black leggings. She has already dated some hot kids and is working her way through all of the hot ones. She'll only associate with the popular kids unless forced to and will not hesitate to make fun of gays and losers.
Slut: whore or thot

Person 1:I'd fuck her
Person 2: She's just a middle school slut
by Sticky Keys February 21, 2020
mugGet the Middle School Slutmug.

Northampton middle school

Where if you say something to someone else the whole school will find out about it and all the girls think they are perfect and no one really gives a fuck and the teachers don't do shit about anything also there is nothing called self defense in this school so if you get into a fight you are supposed to sit there and take it. Northampton should be known as northcunton because everybody is fake as fuck
If you don't believe me I will send you to Northampton middle school and you will regret it so much!
by Imrealnotfake March 14, 2017
mugGet the Northampton middle schoolmug.

Share this definition