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mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.
While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

mexican coyote 

A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.
Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.
mexican coyote by Wonka1234 January 27, 2016

mexican sunrise 

A "drink" made with water, lemon/lemon juice, and a fuck load of tobasco sause. It can be ordered anywhere as long as you have these ingredients and a group of guys fooling a friend
Hey Pierre! Try some of this mexican sunrise!
mexican sunrise by DJesusyo April 13, 2016

mexican fallout 

This is the free falling nuclear waste bowel movement that occurs the morning after a hefty Mexican plate dinner. Usually a combination of beef taco, cheese enchilada, and a tamale. This event can be found locally in some regions, but may require travel for some.
I am not sure if you are sick or if that is Mexican fallout but for the love of god turn on the vent.
mexican fallout by AirSupport July 30, 2016

mexican charmander 

A Mexican who plays Pokemon way to much, like so much it's bad for his/her health

Mexican Wall

When two men are performing oral and anal sex on a willing female participant and following intercouse they kick her out and make her pay for own way home. Sombrero optional.
Dude, John and I Mexican walled this nubile last night.
Mexican Wall by Sombrero Sam November 17, 2016