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Michael x Ennard

A ship that contain robophilia,necropholia and shouldn’t be exist in the first place.FNAF is a horror game,not a love game.Some kid even sexualizing this ship, thinking its canon and attack the other shippers(i’m sorry if i sound rude)
Toxic Michael x Ennard shipper:Michael x Ennard is the best,awesome and canon ship.Unlike Michael x (*insert the character Michael got shipped with(-Ennard)),its so disgusting and stupid
Me:Stfu kid
by AliceloveTodorokiShoto November 10, 2021
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Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH
by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010
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Michael

Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.
"Michael, fuck me hard!"
by crazypaddy's March 17, 2016
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Texas Death Match

A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10 is inniciated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participent loses the match.
At WCW Halloween Havoc 1993, Vader defeated Mick Foley in a Texas Death Match.
by The Kris April 17, 2007
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mix and match

verb : To combine different elements together to form an equivalent deal.
The grocery store allows customers to mix and match different types of products (and still get the reduced price).
by nick_g July 27, 2010
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michaela

girl that simply blows everyones mind
I can't believe she did something so michaela
by cheyenne gonzalez January 24, 2009
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Michael B. Jordan

They say "He's just a terrible actor." on Twitter, but I say he's the most wholesome/softest person in the world!

He's basically the definition of baby <3
You know who i'm talking about... Michael B. Jordan the most cutest person i've ever seen!
by embejay October 15, 2019
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