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liberal

Someone who takes to a philosophy that contradicts or clashes with the values from which a nation was built and will ultimately help lead to the collapse of a nation to impose the clashing philosophy on the masses.

see communist and socialist
The liberals in the United States seek to destroy the USA's super power status and redistribute its wealth into the third world. Then they will place its military under the complete control of NATO and the UN, thereby ending American sovereignty.

Due to these liberals' Marxist ideals, they seek to destroy all forms of western religion. Under a delusional belief, they think that the religious right is bound in chains to their protestant christian religions. Despite their willful attempts to protect their way of life, they must be "freed" from their religion by any means necessary (even by force) by the likes of "enlightened" secular, marxist, socialist liberals.
by Omar Pineda April 29, 2005
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liberal

A communist with a college education who chooses to think like a nigger.
"Why won't Shirley come to our weekend barbecues any more?"

"Ever since she read that book about animal abuse she's been on this vegan kick. Not for the supposed benefits, but to feel superior to everyone else. Every time she hears about anything she looks for something to be offended about on the behalf of others."

"Oh... never knew Shirley was such a liberal."
by Naaaaate November 7, 2012
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Liberaltiarianism

First of all, do not get this confused with Liberty, for it is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE!
Secondly, Liberals suck. Just had to lay some basic guidelines for the definition.

The thought of being an open-minded asshole that thinks too independently about such politicol matters.
Obama believes in Liberaltiarianism, which makes him a cock-sucking douche-bag cunt-muffin who should resign immediately.

Hey Kris do you believe in Liberaltiarianism?
Hell no! Do I look like stupid ass left-winged dick to you? What kind of fuck-faced retard do you think I am?
by Presariov5000 April 24, 2009
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Elite (liberal)

Elite (liberal) is an association of the cool people at high school that are popular, wear Pac Sun clothes, smoke weed, skateboard, do poorly in school, not involved in organizations, anti-establishment, are surfers, and get in trouble with the law. The opposite of Elite (liberal) is Elite (conservative).
On the weekdays, Matt, an elite (liberal), is stoned during class, but on the weekends he surfs, then goes out at night to get wasted, only to get busted by the cops.
by Aussiegoat5 September 21, 2005
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Liberal

A fucking retard that needs to fucking burn in hell for their sins
There goes peter liberal tail
by Onesexyhotguy April 18, 2019
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liberal

Nearly every person located in and around Hollywood, California that:

a. possesses a SAG card.
b. receives free designer apparel and accessories and requires bodyguard service for red-carpet events.
c. works press junkets for cinematic excrement with $50 million budgets.
d. requests to be a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show every time they donate money to charity.
e. shoots poison into their faces in a futile attempt to fight the aging process.
f. wears hokey t-shirts declaring their support for a Presidential candidate, when it really is a private issue that shouldn't be gratuitously advertised like a Superbowl ad.
g. Awkwardly waxes-political during "Access Hollywood" interviews, rather than just promoting the latest cash hemorrhage some studio financed.
h. never misses a massage.
i. never misses a photo op.
j. never misses the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
k. never contributes a dime to the myriad plights many Americans are suffering (i.e. Hurricane Katrina victims are STILL displaced, some American kid is aging out of the Foster system as I type this, teachers are some of the hardest-working, underpaid people in this country), but goes out of their way to adopt foreign kids, raise awareness about genocide in Darfur or hire an illegal alien to clean their 7,000 sq. ft. Los Feliz home.

Rare exceptions: Chris Rock.
"It sure would be nice if those trend-whoring liberals in Hollywood would just shut the hell up and leave political debates to the people who can manage a declarative sentence without using the words 'like,' 'totally,' and 'um.'"
by Opie Cunningham March 1, 2009
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classical liberal

A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.

See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."
by botjaj April 6, 2019
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