dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea

We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick

by sudowooodo October 11, 2022

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Knob

Knob (nob) ; small bowldering ball like handle usually on a door but could also be a growth on a plant or human body part.

He is a knob (nob), everyone has had a turn.

by Civilized Layer July 5, 2020

Corn on the knob

When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob

Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob

by Facia February 26, 2019

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

bitch knob

1. A bitch knob is a metaphor for someone turning up their bitchiness . 2. Also known as penis.

Don't mess with me or I'm going to turn my bitch knob all the way up.

by Gladus Tuesday March 7, 2020

Jaw-knobbing

When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.

I got lock jaw last saturday from too much jaw-knobbing

by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024