Kempy

(Adjective) Blatantly off-center. Especially when there are clear markings to designate center.

Damn, the whole rooms all kempy. How in the heck... the center line is right there!

by M16nPregnant August 9, 2019

keep your shoelaces untied

november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho

dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!

by jae_jae060 November 12, 2019

keepin' it kosher

Living in and with integrity.

In relationships--making sure there is honesty and respect, one's rights and boundaries are being respected

In situations--making sure there is adherence to higher truth, and peace

Friend: "Hey girl, what's going on with your love life?"
Girl: " I'm minding my business, being in a relationship with myself, and keepin' it kosher."

by ronara December 4, 2019

Keep 6

Used in Toronto slang to tell someone to be in the look out.

Ali: Yo Guled. Me and Khalid over here smoking trees Keep 6 so the supervisor don’t spot us

Guled: Aight. Say less.

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

Keepership

Keepership relates to handling of maintenance things like time or morale.

I trust your keepership of time in being ready for eight o’clock.

by CallumFoster May 1, 2020

KeepCalmAndParty

A toxic and entitled bitch

"Did you see KeepCalmAndParty in general chat?"
"Yeah man, she's such a toxic and entitled bitch."

by anonymousMAYF May 22, 2020