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slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022
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possessed by a Karen

When you take a problematic female less seriously because of institutionalized sexism, assuming she has no real power though she directly or indirectly benefits from (usualluy white) privilege. With prolonged exposure, the sheer force of empathy will erode your sense of self and you will start to rationalize Karen antics. Exacerbated by mental illness, attractiveness, vacillating from self-deprecation to self-aggrandizement, and irony poisoning.
"I know she says problematic things but her absurd takes make me lmao."
"Just be careful you don't get possessed by a Karen."
by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021
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Karen Brockovich

An entitled middle-aged woman who uses her privilege to help disadvantaged people or "woke" causes.
At the town board meeting, Cynthia became such a Karen Brockovich about the lack of bike lanes in the downtown area that the board unanimously voted to implement them immediately.
by DizzleisRizzle September 10, 2021
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Karen Minions

The dirty little shlaaaaaaags that will do anything to please their Queen Karen
"go and have a go at these people for breaking covid laws my Karen Minions but make sure you also break the same rule but play innocent if they call you out on it"
"Yes Queen Karen, anything for you"
by Sausage has been battered February 14, 2021
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Ultimate Karen

A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days
An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car
by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022
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Karen-Drivers

Defined as the type of driver(s) who worry about you, than themselves. If they're in the wrong speed lane, flash beams and their response to brake check you, instead of lane changing to correct lane. If you attempt to pass a Karen-Driver, they'll speed up not allowing you to pass by, as well as changing to your lane and slow down on you. 3 miles down the road, a repeat happens again with same Karen-Driver, often a few battles later and a middle finger given by the Karen-Driver, they take their exit leaving you in your inner gangster mental state. 8 out of 10 battles is between a Karen-Driver and a Semi Operator, sometimes there's karma involved if a Statey catches a Karen-Driver in the act.
"Here we go again, Karen-Drivers"
"Worried much about me, Karen-Driver?"
"Brake check me once more, Karen-Driver"
"Yes another, Karen-Driver"
"Do you want sprinkles with that middle finger, Karen-Driver?"
"Catch me at the highway exit, how bout dat! Karen-Driver"
by BMW_Rider320 February 18, 2022
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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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