Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this

I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)

by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

wake-keeping

Wake-keeping involves family and friends keeping watch over the body of the dead person, usually in the home of the deceased.

While this is grammatically correct ("wake" being the correct way to refer to this), it is mostly used as a slang world wide.

My mother's wake-keeping service is set on the 4th of this month.

by 0xDamian February 10, 2023

Keep-in

After a particularly seismic bout of anal sex a girl may request a keep-in.

She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.

Girl, over her shoulder - “that mucktail earlier has me horny for weeks. Can we do a keep-in? I want to be woken up by you getting busy with your morning glory. Please babe?”

by Kironigmo January 6, 2022

Keep it Hanky

A filmmaking term inspired by indie filmmaker Hank Orion. It means to make a film with the resources at hand, embracing the raw, gritty, and resourceful spirit of independent filmmaking. When someone says, “Keep it Hanky,” they’re calling for creativity over budget, encouraging filmmakers to work with what they’ve got and make it happen, no matter the limitations.

We’ve only got a camera, a few props, and one day to shoot this. Keep it Hanky!

by zorko December 6, 2024

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

Keep cuntinuity

The task of making sure every shot in a porn film is consistent with the shot that came before as well as e one to follow. For instance of you're shooting a sex scene that's going to take 2 days to shoot and the female talent shows up the 1st day with a full bush. And she shows up o set the 2nd fully shaved then you've definitely got a cuntinuity problem! she'll have to wear a merkin to finish the shot so to speak!

I had to keep cuntinuity on 5hoots before I got a small stand in role as a stunt cock double!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021