Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 3, 2021

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Rohan Johnson

The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.

Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.

by notrohan December 2, 2021

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Clay Johnson

When one’s hands are very voluptuous

Omg you have Clay Johnson hands that’s so plump

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022

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Hes the goat He gonna have a clothing line be a platinum rapper or popular youtuber or Actor and he gonna be a millionaire with the most prettiest Wife and gon be having 2 Sons And 1 Daughter or 2 sons 2 daughters when he 28 and his folks and his brother gon be straight 4 life………

Jeremiah Johnson Jr gonna go down in history.

by TJG4DAWIN February 18, 2022

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Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down

If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!

by Littleutahbird February 25, 2022

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Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 3, 2022

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