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Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!
by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024
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Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.
Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.
by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020
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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos
Jason is super hot.
by #EGDG October 31, 2017
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Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.
Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.
by RUHdog July 9, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.
Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one

“We all love Jason”
by Sando June 8, 2018
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jason isaiah

The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p
Ex. My names jason Isaiah and I'm the shit baby with a capital badass
by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018
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