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Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.
Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."
by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011
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take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
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Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011
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Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.
My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.
by The-cc August 29, 2017
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moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018
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Fizz Jizz

Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”
by Nigger whipper 69 420 March 7, 2020
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Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife
by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018
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