by Mike Athena December 19, 2010
Get the spic pocketmug. a phone that is in a pocket accidentally, due to pressure on the pant leg, dials and calls a number or contact accidentally
*Ring Ring Ring
James: Hello, Bob! (Silence) You there?
*click
Betty: (to James) who was that?
James: That was Bob. He must have pocket called me.
James: Hello, Bob! (Silence) You there?
*click
Betty: (to James) who was that?
James: That was Bob. He must have pocket called me.
by DJ MiXup November 18, 2009
Get the pocket callmug. by Pholo August 9, 2016
Get the Broken Pocketmug. When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.
Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
by MHM Yes October 18, 2018
Get the Pocket Tacomug. A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015
Get the Clown's Pocketmug. When your two hole cards dealt in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker are the two lowest black cards in a standard deck. Even though you have a pair of dueces, you still have a couple of nigs in your hand.
by Quecumber December 26, 2011
Get the Pocket Slavesmug. A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.
by AntsInTheKoolAid July 6, 2005
Get the hot pocketmug.