grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Grass

grass is very dangerous fluffy material "outside"

never touch Grass

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Grass

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by GoiseKiller July 20, 2022

Grass

Word used to describe a satisfying or pleasant vibe similar to "sick", "lit" and "dope".
Derives from the German word, "krass" which basically means unexpected or unusual but grass is easier in English.

Not to be confused with "touch grass" which means something else and used for a different context.

Dude, this cherry coke is grass!

by yoshiisfat January 8, 2024

grass

something you dont touch

@Dasire does not touch grass.

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 6, 2020

Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022