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Closet locked

When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it
They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit
by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
mugGet the Closet babymug.

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore
she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet
by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019
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Came out of the closet

Coming out of the closet

When a gay, trans or in any way queer person tells someone their identity, or declares it in front of a bigger audience.
Person 1: "You have an amazing fashion sense!"
Person 2: "Thank you! I just came out of the closet this morning."
by garbage child November 20, 2021
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open door closet

When someone identifies as straight but shows a genuine romantic and/or great personal interest in a transgender person who identifies as the opposite gender of that person.
“I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he’s dating a transgender woman.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”
by Fantastic? 90210 October 15, 2025
mugGet the open door closetmug.

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
by anonymous September 26, 2020
mugGet the Closet Goblinmug.

In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused
Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.
by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022
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